“To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.” — William Shakespeare

The tendency to rush through the boring parts of becoming an adept artist is strong, especially in beginners.

Scales, writing prompts, limited focus, and other creative exercises can be boring and repetitive, so it’s understandable for an…

“I got you, you FUCKER!”

Jonathan stood on the creaky hardwood floor of the empty bedroom, panting and sweating with a butcher knife pointed at the closed closet.

He finally caught the “it”.

The “it” that’s been making his life a veritable hell for the past three weeks or so.

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November 3rd, 2021–2:34am

My dear Cousin Vira,

It is the night before a battle against the scourge of wokeness. The moon is shining through the soft haze with brightness almost prophetic, and white enough for Woke Folk to accuse of upholding white supremacy. For the last half hour, I have…

Cancel culture is one of the most devilish and insidious weapons Woke Folk have forged in this Culture War: they’ve taken out countless victims with it, and yet they still deny it exists.

Clever [INSERT NON-GENDERED TERM HERE]. Very clever.

But before we dive into the topic of cancel culture…

Man, I really need to upgrade the quality of my enemies.

I know my articles can have an aggressive and irreverent tone, so I understand why dipshits would feel the urge to vomit their opinions all over my comments section.

But I swear, 99.78% of the people who dare to…

The body of Superman lies at our feet, raped, bruised, and bloody.

Wokeness claimed yet another victim.

It slipped into the Big Blue Boyscout’s Fortress of Solitude in the middle of the night during one of the few times his x-ray eyes were closed and his muscles, capable of cracking…

While majoring in music in college, I took a year of private violin lessons, which was…unfortunate.

And while I took to the instrument like a fish eats air, I did learn some valuable lessons, the most important of which is that of going too far as an artist.

As a…

Adding various literary colors and textures to one’s writing is something that countless writers struggle with, so much so that writing in a way that’s both vivid and singular is often seen as a gift that most authors just don’t have.

However, it turns out the ability to write images…