Medium is like Las Vegas, except they don’t give you free watered down cocktails to keep writing.

Being a Medium Writer Is Like Being A Degenerate Gambler

I’m in a bad place right now.

And I’m having a blast.

You see, I have a complicated relationship with Medium.

It’s not really a love/hate relationship; it’s more like an “if you were a person, I’d gladly slaughterize you/if you were a person, I’d gladly repopulate a post-apocalyptic future with you” relationship.