How To Use These 5 Weird-Ass Stock Photos in Your Writing

Let’s give these stock photo orphans a home, shall we?

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Freshly laundered stock photos! Come and get your freshly laundered stock photos here!

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Scarface was way more tasteful about how much cocaine to rub on his mug.

2.

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If Jim Jones can become a cult leader, why can’t a pug do the same?

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Give me all your money, or I’ll force-feed you banana bread without the bread!

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“There’s a guy in this story who is brandishing your lunch as weapon! LOLZ!”

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Hey Bill, howzabout we point the wind machine omnidirectionally for this photoshoot?
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