How To Use These 5 Weird-Ass Stock Photos in Your Writing

Let’s give these stock photo orphans a home, shall we?

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Have you ever thought to yourself, “Man, this blog post I just built out of words is great, but what it really needs is a hyper-specific picture to be shoved into it to bring it all together”?

Or maybe you perused the stock photo section of your local grocer, saw a confusing yet strangely alluring image, and thought to yourself, “Man, this stock photo would make a great side dish with a confusing yet strangely alluring article that I haven’t even cooked up yet”?

Don’t worry, you story-baker, because I’ve taken time out of my vacant schedule to gather together some of the most unusual stock photos I could find along with some mandatory suggestions on how to use them in your writing.

You’ll thank me later, right after you’ve thanked me sooner.

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Scarface was way more tasteful about how much cocaine to rub on his mug.

Use this stock photo in your short story about a pair of Caucasian twin brothers who decided to go undercover as another pair of even more Caucasian twin brothers, and one of them was really stoked about it while the other was just not feeling it.