I Know There’s An Argument To Be Made That Demons Are Nobody’s Friends, But…

A modest pitch.

Look, I know demons and devils and incubi and succubi and what have you frighten the buh-Jesus out of a lot of people, especially those of the Judeo-Christian persuasion.

And, generally, for good reason.

However.

HOWEVER.

Letting the occasional malignant spirit into your mortal frame has some benefits that are often overlooked in discussions about exorcism. As someone who’s not under the influence of a hellish fiend at this exact moment (praise to you, Satan!) I can honestly and un-possessedly tell you that being a Bed & Breakfast for Beelzebub is actually pretty cool.

Check it out! (By the way, Satan have pity on my long despair!)

Sometimes It’s Good To Just Take A Break From Your Earthly Vessel

Do you ever just look around your existence and reality itself and think, “man, I wish a devilish imp could use my vessel as an Uber ride so I can take a metaphysical breather from my earthly responsibilities?”