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The Most Viciously Brilliant Cover Letter I’ve Ever Sent

They’d be stupid NOT to hire my anger.

Joe Garza
6 min readJun 16, 2020
Image by athree23 from Pixabay

By nature, I tend to be pretty risk-allergic, always playing it safe and rarely giving peril a chance. But over the last year or so, I’ve been slowly cultivating a resistance to caution and embracing danger and uncertainty more and more.

And this new mindset has infected the way I apply for jobs now.

Since the beginning of the year, I’ve applied for over a dozen jobs and haven’t made much progress. Among the factors holding me back, I think a lackluster cover letter is chief among them. The cover letters I’ve written have been too plain, too predictable, too…safe.

I decided to unleash some fury in my cover letter for a writing position at a shitty little pop culture website called Film Daily. As a cinema snob with a creative writing and blogging background, as well as plenty of content marketing experience, I thought I’d be an ideal fit for the role, and I’ll be damned if I’m gonna let Film Daily get away with not being force-fed my perfection.

I haven’t heard back from them yet.

But maybe my cover letter will encourage job-seekers out there to try to make themselves stand out from the pack a bit when applying for jobs.

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Joe Garza
Joe Garza

Written by Joe Garza

I cover art, culture, film, comedy, creativity, books, and more at https://medium.com/the-reckless-muse

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