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The World Will Be A Better Place When Game Of Thrones Finally Fucking Ends

Joe Garza
3 min readMay 16, 2019

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Admit it, GoT fans. You know it’s true.

It’s a matter of course that nobody hates Game of Thrones more than Game of Thrones fans. (“The first 97 seasons were crap-shit, but the last half of the last season was so great that my nerdgasms had nerdgasms!”)

Game of Thrones has possessed so many innocent souls, that the show should really be categorized as some sort of invasive species. That spawned from the deepest trenches of Satan’s bunghole. A bunghole made of broken dreams.

It is for this reason that I look forward to a future where Game of Thrones as a form of entertainment is relegated to the budget bin of Walmart or something.

Don’t believe me? Check out the ways below on how existence itself will betterize once the show goes the way of Seinfeld.

No More Hysterical Twitter Reactions

Aren’t you looking forward to a tomorrow that isn’t dominated by melodramatic Game of Thrones opinions that spread across social media platforms like an aggressive form of male pattern baldness? Cuz I sure as shit am!

“Seeing Aria Sterk bang her brother’s former dog owner’s gym teacher sucker punched me right in…

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Joe Garza
Joe Garza

Written by Joe Garza

I cover art, culture, film, comedy, creativity, books, and more at https://medium.com/the-reckless-muse

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